on the pissaaahhh

These photos are crap, i have no idea how to use a DSLR properly... never been taught, mark, jesse, emily, heeeeellllppppppp meeeee! It can't be too hard surely, I was a little nervous about getting too close as you would imagine, didn't want to drop the camera in jim's morning wees. The toilet paper is a farce, obviously if you're doing wees out your penis you don't use it. I think it looks really pretty, maybe not in these shots because they are so out of focus and the lighting sucks but you get the general idea. The floating paper and the soft yellow tones (depending on which wees it is, morning wees are quite ugly and if you drink too much too fast then it has no colour) can be beautiful and dreamlike.

am i talking shit?




'....broughty,

can i flush the toilet,

or is this stale piss your art work?'